World's Tiniest Comedy Club Has No Audience

Barry Bonds, Robert Siegel, and a raven walk into a bar.

The bartender says, "It's a good thing you brought that raven with you, Barry, I heard somewhere they're teaching them to track down missing hikers. It was a woman. Teaching them. From California. Or Utah. Or something. I wasn't taking notes."

Robert Siegel looks at the bartender. He asks, "What are you doing here, Ken?"

Ken Burns says, "I'm making a documentary about bartender jokes."

Barry Bonds goes missing.

Exit raven.